Pippa Middleton With A Pistol-Packing Pal In Paris

Sheldon Adelson Moves On To Pastures New

Sheldon Adelson and his wife have given up on getting Newt Gingrich elected president. So they have moved on now to pastures new and given 5,000,000 dollars to the Congressional Leadership Fund, a super PAC backed by House Speaker John Boehner.

Alex Salmond Slams Economist Magazine

The Scottish National Party leader said the front cover displays a sort of "Bullingdon Club humour" of "sneering condescensions".
"It just insults every single community in Scotland," he told Radio Clyde.
"This is how they really regard Scotland. This is Unionism boiled down to its essence and stuck on a front page for every community in Scotland to see their sneering condescensions.
"They shall rue the day they thought they'd have a joke at Scotland's expense."
Salmond added: "This doesn't represent England. Goodness' sake, I wouldn't insult the people of England the way the Economist believes it should insult the communities of Scotland.
"This is a particular strata of London society. It's not a very attractive strata. They're not even funny, let's face it. If it was a decent joke we'd have a laugh at it. This is just plain insults."

Rick Santorum Drops Out Of GOP Race

The former Senator has suspended his campaign for the Republican Party presidential nomination.

Glasgow Rangers Could End Up With Debts Of More Than £134,000,000

Crisis hit football club Glasgow Rangers currently have debts of 55,000,000 pounds. But that could increase even more if they lose the Big Tax Case to the HMRC. A total of more than £93,000,000 is being claimed by HM Revenue and Customs, relating to the big and small tax cases, and unpaid VAT and PAYE. Rangers also owe other football clubs money. Domestically, Rangers owe: Hearts (£800,000), Dunfermline Athletic (£83,370), Dundee United (£65,981), Celtic (£40,337) and Inverness Caledonian Thistle (£39,805).
English clubs are also owed more than £700,000. This breaks down as: Manchester City (£328,248), Chelsea (£238,345) and Arsenal (£136,560).
European clubs are also owed more than £1.6m, including Rapid Vienna (£1,011,763), St Etienne (£252,212), Palermo (£205,513) and Orebro (£150,000).

Boris Loses The Bap With Red Ken

Boris Johnston the Tory party candidate for London Mayor confronted in a lift Ken Livingstone the Labour party candidate. In a foul mouthed fury Boris said to him: "You're a f*g liar, you're a f*g liar, you're a f*g liar."

Faking It

"We as a party have to be seen to be fighting to keep the Union together. Even if we don’t agree with it, because at the end of it all, if the Scots say we’re out of here and they want to go independent, we can turn around and say it’s not what we wanted, it’s not what we campaigned for, you can’t have this, you can’t have that, and you can get on with it." Peter Cruddas former Conservative Party treasurer speaking to a undercover reporter from the Sunday Times newspaper.